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: Bumper stickers


Washboy
05-21-2008, 03:59 PM
I don’t understand some of them.

I can’t figure out why someone needs to share their political affiliation with me…simply because I’m stuck driving behind them. Vote for who you want. Just imagine how little I care about your selection and how little your sticker is going to influence my vote.

I still don’t get the concept of paying a voluntary tax on carbon just so you can feel better about driving a low mpg vehicle. It’s OK to drive a big, multi-passenger vehicle if you need it. But when you go zooming past me, changing lanes 3 times per block, while you’re travelling alone, that big “Terrapass” bumper sticker doesn’t make you less of a jerk.

And, that faded 10 year old “Baby-on-Board” sticker? Why haven’t you figured out how to peel that sucker off now that your kids are living with your ex-wife, 5 states away? The last thing that was considered a baby in that clunker was most likely the baby keg you were hauling to the party!

Pizza Man
05-21-2008, 04:06 PM
So, how was the rest of your day, Washboy? :D

NJMalibuman
05-21-2008, 05:28 PM
I don’t understand some of them.

I can’t figure out why someone needs to share their political affiliation with me…simply because I’m stuck driving behind them. Vote for who you want. Just imagine how little I care about your selection and how little your sticker is going to influence my vote.

I still don’t get the concept of paying a voluntary tax on carbon just so you can feel better about driving a low mpg vehicle. It’s OK to drive a big, multi-passenger vehicle if you need it. But when you go zooming past me, changing lanes 3 times per block, while you’re travelling alone, that big “Terrapass” bumper sticker doesn’t make you less of a jerk.

And, that faded 10 year old “Baby-on-Board” sticker? Why haven’t you figured out how to peel that sucker off now that your kids are living with your ex-wife, 5 states away? The last thing that was considered a baby in that clunker was most likely the baby keg you were hauling to the party!


Wow dude, this made me laugh so damn hard! You nailed that one right on the head! ;)

08MalibuLeaser
05-21-2008, 09:01 PM
True man..true.

Malibooboo
05-22-2008, 05:05 AM
I'm still trying to figure out why it is that every single car I've seen with an OBAMA 08 bumper sticker is a young white female. Go figure. :)

MiracleMalibu
05-22-2008, 06:12 AM
Why would anyone want to put a bumper sticker on their car anyway? I think they devalue your car.

08MalibuLeaser
05-22-2008, 09:06 AM
I want to see the OBAMA GIRL on my bumper...
sticker....

Malibooboo
05-22-2008, 11:33 AM
Why would anyone want to put a bumper sticker on their car anyway? I think they devalue your car.

The type of people who have bumper stickers on their car ar not typically concerned about the value of their cars.

The only statement I want to make with my vehicle is solely in its good looks.

calirider
05-24-2008, 04:04 PM
Nice vent brother