... I had to get new headlights because the fluid froze! :p

Keeping with the theme:

It is SO cold that...

hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs!

nicely played did you change out the blinkers as well.

Was 71 here today. :D

Was 71 here today. :D
Lucky you, it was -5 when I went into work this morning. Since there is a good amount of snow on the ground I can deal with the cold.

I ended up with 10 inches of snow from the recent snowfall, but one county over kept getting hit with lake effect snow and ended up with 38 inches of snow...I want to be over in that county:D.

It's so cold that water freezes before it hits the ground. Sorry, that's the best I can come up with.

So maybe using hyperbole it would be like this:

... when I spilled my water on the ground it left a dent.

... that when I get a glass of water it comes out "on the rocks".

... that water isn't square 'cuz it's cubed.

it is so cold that our laptop froze...