Hey everyone, DrivenDaily told me to post up a thread to tell y'all about good stories that I had on my car... So I decided to go ahead and post up here to tell you some stories I had on my car...

I love my ticket-evading car!! I NEVER gotten a ticket in my life!! Sure I did get pulled over like five times now in my Malibu... But never gotten a ticket! most of them let me go and only one gave me written warning! And one I got him fired!!!!!

Ok starting with most recent one!! That's the fifth time I got pulled over and the first time i ever got warning ticket!! One day I have my fiancee's in my passenger's side and her friend in the rear... I was at the yield lane and waiting for traffic to pass by so I can merge in... but it's pretty heavy traffic so i had to be very fast and try to merge into a small space! My car have little power in it to be able to accelerate really fast so as soon as I see the small opportunity to merge... I immediately hit the pedal to the metal and it caused my car to burn the tires out! (hehehe I love to burn out!!:D) And then I saw a cop in the mirror... (oh shoot...) and he followed me for a mile and he flipped the lights on and yeah I pulled over... (FFFUUUUUU!) And he walked to my window's side and he was talking to me and I was like what??? I am deaf!! He seemed to look little bit confused!! And he stammered and tried to signal me that he needs my id and registration (funny to watch him trying to converse with me lol) And he walked back to his cop car... and came back and he gave me a written warning! He even wrote "Don't Spin wheels" on the back of the written warning and that made me laugh and told him good bye and left! Both ladies were like "you are such a bad boy!" I still laughed and bragged about it! lol

More on other events later!

That was enjoyable reading! Thanks for sharing. ;)

Thank you!! DrivenDaily!

Now it's for the fourth pull over!! Well this one is nothing really! I was driving like 85 mph in 70 mph and whoopeedooo... I got pulled over... SHE (yes... a female cop) of course walks by my window and as soon as my window's down... she looked me like if she saw the ghost... I was confused by her reaction... and she began using ASL (American Sign Language... shit!) And asked me if my name is David and I am like "yeah how do you know my name??" She looks surprised and started yelling "HEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!! it's me! You remember me?!" at first I don't recognize her... and realized that I went to high school with her! So we started talking and talking while I am sitting in my Malibu and she standing in police uniform! (bet a lot of people who passed us thinks that I am in BIG trouble!! LOL!) we had been talking about high school, college, and stuff like that... for a good hour. And then she got a call and she told me "Go drive safely! I will hit ya up on Facebook!! It's great to see you again!!" I was like ooh nice! no ticket?! and I got so stupid enough to ask her "Aren't you giving me a ticket or something?" guess what she said... "Fuck that shit... you are good!" now that's funny hearing from a police who happened to be a girl that I went to high school for long time!
That's another ticket evaded! LOL!

Third pull over!!! :D This one is nothing... found out another cop that's my old buddy from public school! almost similar to the fourth pull over, except that I was speeding like just 5 mph over the speed limit and the route I drove through was his regular route... So no biggie deal! He told me it's alright and let me go and just drive safely lol! Another Ticket EVADED! :P

Second pull over... one of the most epic pull overs! (that's the one I got him fired!!!) It was on college campus... it was a night and foggy... (ooooo spooky!)
I tried to find a parking spot near my dormitory... (COED dorm!! YES!) And I saw another car trying to find one too and we stopped and saw a car pulling out of the parking spot and left... we began racing to get that spot... and Yay I won! (had to do J-Turn trick on that!!) I got out of my car and BAM! A police right behind my car with siren on! (wow gave me a heart attack!) since I was deaf I can't tell what he was saying... he was yelling at me and I was like trying to tell him to get a paper and pencil to write down to tell me something... he kept rambling on something and I was like "ugh come on let me get paper and pencil for ya...." and I got in my car and out... the pistol's aimed at me!! I was like "Whoa wait!!!" and raised my hands up with paper and pencils! and I wrote "I don't understand what you are saying! I am deaf!" on paper and then threw it at him and he picked it up and read it and he shrugged it off and then kept yelling at me! Thankfully my best friend saw me and ran to me and asked us what's going on and I told him "he's crazy! he's trying to kill me!" and then they were talking about something and my friend got mad at him and told him off and took me away from him... and told him that he's calling a Chief of police about this in the morning... Then we called Chief of police about it and he decided to set up an appointment and hire interpreter for me so we can discuss about it... and away I went to talk to him and explained him what happened that night... after that... heard that cop got fired and never heard from him! How epic was that!! Nearly got myself shot and another ticket evaded or even got away with it!

My first ever and one of the most epic pull over!! (my favorite and most of my friends think it's the funniest one!) I was about 17 that time, and at night my high school best friend and I was just cruising around and blaring music on max... (think about it... 1500 watts subwoofer with 1500 watts amp....) (that night the subwoofer also broke my front window!) Anyway a cop pulled me over and went to my window and yelled at me "Turn the volume down!!!" Of course I cooperated with him and turned the music down and he said "you know why I pulled you over? it's because you are too loud!" (I did understand what he said... I can read some lips) I signaled him that I was deaf and didn't understand what he said and he looked soooo confused and he started saying "you are deaf? you are DEAF?!!" I was gesturing "what what I am deaf I don't understand you" over and over at him and he stared at me for while... and gestured me "turn up the music!" and I was like ok... turned up and it got so loud and he nodded and smiled at me "good," he said few times... then he said go home! enjoy the night! and still looked so confused!! Away i went! First ticket or warning evaded! :P

Later that week my best friend got pulled over and he tried to do that deaf act on the police (I was with him and I knew who that cop was because he's my cousin) and he was like oh really? you are deaf? and started signing at him... My best friend's not deaf and he knows only ABC's in sing language so... He got BUSTED!!!! His first ticket!! :P I laughed all day! it was so funny and he got so mad at me! LOL

Sometimes it's nice to be deaf! but sometimes it can be really frustrating too because sometimes some people didn't know how to react to the situation like this and some times they didn't know how to communicate by using paper or even cell phone (texting) or something like that... So if you ever get pulled over by cops... don't try do deaf act on them, it can frustrate them, or even some cops know ASL so you can get busted by doing that... Of course if you have more questions about stories or deafness, just ask me about it! (it won't even offend me at all if you were wondering!)

Those are some great stories lol. Nice Malibu mines a 99 also.