You said it yourself, sir, "No part of this statement is based in reality". Much like anyone thinking they are going to get any extra power from these cars by modifying the exhaust. The punch line was v8 swapping a malibu. Performance mods for a 8th Gen malibu? Come on, man. That's funny.Your post had no punch line, set-up, or humorous tone, so nothing read as intentionally funny. Weird way to introduce yourself.