So I can understand now, with some re-reading, how I've come off as a prick...
What I meant was that in other service structures, even other GM dealers I've been to, there were model/family/platform specialists and it meant that you didn't have to wait behind a totally different problem to get service, when what I need is the Epsilon or Malibu guy...
My earlier post referred to simply getting more for my money, and was not intended as a put down to those with a lesser trim level (heck, some of you guys with LS's and "1LT's" have done amazing things to your daily drivers!)
I would however gladly pay a premium at purchase time for some type of Service Priority package, which guaranteed me a rental and/or same-day service for minor issues.
If any of you have ever owned a BMW, this will all seem familiar, including the ability to call in an appointment, and know what to expect when you get there.
My earlier post was a bit of a rant, but I've been in for this sunroof shade twice now, and they fit me in, only to look at it, tell me it's going to be hard, and send me away waiting for their call when they can do the work and provide a loaner car...
I think my challenge is that my local dealer is just WAY too high-volume, and doesn't spend the money to manage that capacity appropriately.